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| 11:06am 24/06/2006 |
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I dont use my journal often, not since I switched my ranting to my website.
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| 05:45pm 02/01/2006 |
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I dont normally do these thigns, EVER. But tits a new year and im bored as FUCK so im going to do this thing instead of writing a boring wall of text summing up my year.
1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
Got a full time Job is the main thing I guess. Also learnt to manual, properly, on my bike. But nobody cares about that other than me.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Didnt make any last year, havent made any this year. Actually i`ll make one, I wont sabotage my relationship I have with carly and i`ll keep on making an effort!
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
No, I dont think so. If they did though my bad.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
No, well my grandad did at xmas! But he was a twat so dosnt count.
5. What countries did you visit?
None 6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
Xbox 360! Other than that seriously some success in the things I attempt, instead of been half hearted and setlling for crap. Things like my job come to mind, its shit, I need to aim higher and stop been happy to float along on practically minimun wage.
7. What date from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
November 16th. But it isnt for the reason most people will assume it is.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
I went to the moon
9. What was your biggest failure?
Getting too drunk to fuck!
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
ha yes. So so many. Mumps, orchitis, suspected cancer. Then injuries, fucked ankle, knee, hand. It was a good year!
11. What was the best thing you bought?
This!
12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
Mine! For going to sumo so many times and not flooring any of the "tight jean shit hair" crew.
13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
Robbys, hahahahaha.
14. Where did most of your money go?
On video games, beer, and that bike above! 15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Completing ghouls and ghosts on 1 credit!
16. What song will always remind you of 2005?
Dropkick Murpheys - This is your life
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? Happier
ii. thinner or fatter? fatter
iii. richer or poorer? Richer
18. What do you wish you'd done more of? Playing guitar/gigging
19. What do you wish you'd done less of? Fucking things up!
20. How will you be spending Christmas? I spent it at home, then fucked off to see carly because my family suck, and i`d rather see my girlfriend than my doyle crew of a family. 22. Did you fall in love in 2005? erm
23. How many one-night stands? erm
24. What was your favorite TV program? Last year I really got into scrubs and american dad (still dont beat red dwarf though) 25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? yes
26. What was the best book you read? Star wars - The Cetus deception
27. What was your greatest musical discovery? Way too many to list
28. What did you want and get? My bike!
30. What was your favorite film of this year? Star wars episode 3
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? i I was 22, I got fucking wasted. 32.What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? More Beer!
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005? Same as its always been, and not dressing like a doyle. jeans and t-shirt is me. No stupidly tight jeans, no shwoing my arse off cos my belt dont work, no leggings, no SHITE hair cuts, overall no been part of this latest fashion thing of dressing like an utter cock end. 34. What kept you sane? Friends, not hats cliche, im gonna say beer, been drunk kept me sane. 35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? Harrison Ford 36. What political issue stirred you the most?None stirred me, just annoyed me. 37. Who did you miss? At one point an ex from a long long time ago, was weird, something jsut triggered it, thats all gone now though!!! 38. Who was the best new person you met? Two new people I met that stand out mainly really. A dickhead named Si been the first, someone that can drink as much as me and be as harsh as me! And Carly been the second, for obvious reasons.
9. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005: Dont drink Beer and Jager for 3 days solid then try and speak coheriently. Dont ride your bike of what looks like a 2 foot drop without scoping it out first (turns out to be 12 foot too late) And overall dont have a shit without checking theres some bog roll first.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
Dropkick murphys - This is your life
Its another November evening
As you remember your way home
You mete out your aggressive tendencies
On whats left of your blackend soul.
You've come to this conclusion
As your dragged from another bloody fight
You've reached the edge where you decided
That you've lived out your whole life.
Another busted knuckle,
taken down by a kick to the balls
You've wasted time, wasted time
As life's shadow grows so tall
Its another busted knuckle
Its a fight you'll never win
And now you bow your head in shame
For a sin no one forgives
[Chorus]
Fight fight you'll never win
(this is our life)
Tonight ill start again
(this is our time)
Fight fight you'll never win
(this is our life)
How will I make amends
(this is our time)
This is our life
This is our time
This is my life
Dont waste my time.
Your wife cant understand you
And you've alienated your oldest friends
Breaking back and fingers to the bone
Buring candles at both ends
Tired of this petty life you lead
A series of dull events
A two-bit, half-assed effigy
Of someone else's dread
Another busted knuckle,
taken down by a kick to the balls
You've wasted time, wasted time
As life's shadow grows so tall
Its another busted knuckle
Its a fight you'll never win
And now you bow your head in shame
For a sin no one forgives |
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| 04:17pm 16/12/2005 |
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My sites up, go check it out!
www.minimoshers.com |
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| 09:50pm 11/12/2005 |
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So heres the second "mini moshers" comic. Plan to have a dedicated website up for it withing 10 days, i`ll get it posted here!
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| I PRESENT TO YOU! MINI-MOSHERS! |
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| 10:17pm 07/12/2005 |
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So, I havent updated in a while, thats because ive been working on something! As fun as my rants and poor drawings in paint are, I wanted to do something a bit more constructive as my "blog". So Ive decided to go in the footsteps of many before me, and create a webcomic. Reason its taken me so long is that ive been trying to find a style. Everything I did took to long and came out too much like Penny Arcade. So ive eventually come up with my own style and premise. Its a simple style that I can draw quickly, so hopefully I can produce my target of 3 comics per week. Anyway the idea of the comic is that its things me and my friends talk about and get up to, but exagerated for comic value. This is the first, The guy with the hat on is based on Phil, and is aptly named, "Phil". And the other guy is based on me! And is named, wait for it, Gimpy! I`ll introduce the other characters soon enough!
Also, if anyone feels like building me a website that I can update, and post rants about, let me know! Similar to the penny arcade set up!
So anyway, heres the first strip of "MINI MOSHERS!"
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| Shit powers gone out and I cant see, get my lightsaber! |
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| 02:55pm 28/11/2005 |
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Fucks sake, power keeps cutting off in my house. Was in the process of the cartoon for this entry. Was my first 3 panel story driven one too!! But I lsot it all, lesson kids, auto-save every 15 mins! I thought I had this turned on in photoshop but apparently not. FUCK.
Yeah anyways, I cant even remember what the fuck I was on about in it. Oh yeah, xmas. Yes XMAS, not chirstmas, because thats too "offensive" as it implies that it all has something to do with jesus, and with the UK`s multi-cultured society we dont want to offend anyone thats coming to england and bringing there beliefs with them do we. Seriously it pisses me right off. The goverment has no problem with them dressing i traditional dress and shit like that,and going about speaking in some crazy language that im pretty sure originated from the Mole people, BUT talk about jesus, or put a piggybank in your window and they go mental. Im not racist, im far from it, but when people are coming to our country and then limiting our freedom its a fucking pisstake! Im not annoyed at the actualy people that are coming over here (well, i hate the odd one, but only the ones that come leech off the country instead of working and stuff), but im mad at the goverment. If they stopped trying to limit what we can do in our own country it would all be ok!
The thing though, that really gets me, is that if a white christian went about saying that say, they found a muslims traditional dress offensive, everyone would go fucking mental and cal them racist, closed minded etc, but a muslim moans about us flying a flag in our own country, or about a fucking pottery pig, and they get it banned!!
I have no idea where im going with this! its not even what I planned to post about. I think i`ll draw a cartoon later when im bored! |
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| I fucking hate paypal!! |
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| 02:41pm 09/11/2005 |
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Right, wweve all heard the bad things about paypal havent we? I used to stick up for them, and say you didnt get blocked as long as you went along with the rules.
I WAS FUCKING WRONG! In my account is £163. To me a fair bit of money, but to phil whos cash it actually is, its even more because hes poor.For months I have been trying to withdraw the cash, ive got validation letters sent and not recieved them, registered cards, done everything,b ut they STILL wont give me my cash, and say the reason is the account is suspected of fraud.. So, today, I called them.
I got through to some guy whos name I cant pronounce, he could barely speak english, he said I needed to update my address. Well done fucktard, I couldnt figure that out on my own, you knwo with the big red letters on my screen telling me to do so. Simple enough, but wait, on a restricted account you cant change address. So he tells me to register a new card, off I go, oh what a surprise "you cant register a new card on a limited account". I argue for a while, he then quotes some financial rules to me. Now I work at barclaycard, I know the rules regarding fraud and such, so I argued back and he was lost for words.
Off he trosts to get his manager, Finally, someone who would be able to speak english. Puts him on, and woo, he has less grasp of english than the person before him, and also has no clue, I argue with him for a while, and he gives me the same bullshit excuses, so he then puts me onto his line manager, who yet again cant speak english.
Now it gets fun, they tell me the only way to get the cash, is to verify my address using a fax machine, but, the fac must be sent from my home phone number....WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!! After telling him a lot that I dont ahve a fax, he says that i`ll have to appeal through some crazy email system than can take months to sort out. I then yelled at him a bit, and he said he`d get someone higher up too call me back within 30 mins.....that was over an hour ago.
PAYPAL ARE FUCKING SHIT!! Do not deal with them anymore, they will eventually fuck you over. Im a customer thats used them hundreds of times in the past 5 years, followed there rules to the letter, and they still say im suspicious. They can go fuck themselves.
Also, Im all for equal oppurtunities and all that stuff, but why on earth give a person who can barely speak the english language, a job answering phone calls for a company that deals with calls from fucking ENGLAND!!!! It drives me mad. If your going to offshore to exploit cheap labour, at least get cheap labour that has learnt to speak english god dammit!
I reckon this is what happens at paypal!
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| Stuff not to say! |
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| 06:36pm 08/11/2005 |
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After laughing at a friend saying something to his woman, that he shouldnt of, I was thinking of all the stuff ive said to past girlfriends/girls. I recomend none of you use any of these lines, it gets you dumped/slapped/beat up. And in case your wondering, this is all stuff ive actually said, heh.
- You really need to shave, your hairs coming out the sides of your pants, its disgusting
- I dont care if you suck me off after weve had sex all the time, there is no fucking way I am licking your butthole
- It wasent really cheating because I didnt consider us as going out, you know, since your mental and i`d ignored you for about a month
- you really are shit in bed
- Im really scared that if we stay together, in ten years time your tits will be saggy as hell and you`ll look awful topless
- Why am i even going out with you! your fat, ugly, crazy, my friends hate you, and youve thrown your pc Keyboard at me one too many times
- I wish i`d met your sister first, shes well hot
- Next time you think about having a go at me, consider how gutted you`d be if I turned round and dumped you on the spot, because thats whats going to happen next time
and my personal favourite, so fucking harsh but so funny now, but this was over the phone...
- You tried to overdose but your so stupid you even fucked that up, try this, go try slitting your wrists, that way the taste of the drugs cant put you off and you`l still fucking die.
Man I can be a cunt when im angry!! But in my defence the all deserved it!!! |
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| 10:46am 02/11/2005 |
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Feminists are fucking retarded. I hate them. OH NOES WERE WOMAN GIVE US EQUAL RIGHTS LOLZ.
YOUR NTO FUCKING DISABLED YOUR KNOBS, YOUR WOMEN!!! I know its kinda the same but still, quit bitching! Its the year 2005, if anything you have more benefits than guys, go to hell!!! |
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| Tight jeans and homo hair.....WHAT THE FUCK!! |
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| 09:49pm 12/10/2005 |
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So, lately ive gone to sumo a few times and noticed one thing. Its full of weirdo faggy looking guys who think there ninjas on the dancefloor. What confuses me more is how they kick there legs so high without ripping there beyond tight jeans. Im guessing its because there jeans are actually denim print lycra, but im yet to proove that. I honestly dont get where this came from, hell even people in the hardcore scene 6 months ago drew the line at ultra tight t-shirts, but now its spead. Now rock clubs look like the reject club from an 80`s rock video shoot. It completely confuses me how they think they look good. Seriously. "oh lets wear some jeans that hug our nuts like elton john" well, they would if them people had any balls. What a fucking brilliant idea, you idiots. And on top of the oh so gay jeans, they combine it with stupidly tight "cut of the circulation" tops, and a super homo mullet/spike/faggy hair cut thing thats about as practical and good looking as a dildo made out of jello.
Also, they walk about tying to look like they could beat up rocky, spiderman and darth vader all at once, when in fact they`d get the shit kicked out of them by a 6 month old Ewok. RARGH LOOK AT ME i walk around not smiling then do spin kicks on the dancefloor becasue im hard as fuck. Next one of the fucks that knocks my pint is is getting there fake ID rammed down there throat. You now theyve all got fake i`d`s because they cant grow facial hair, and have no balls. And drink like pussys, and look like pussys, and overall are utter pussys.
Get it into your head you tools, you dont look cool, you look like utter fucking pricks. Get a haircut, wear some clothes that dont look like hand me downs from an 80`s kindergarden, then jump out of a 10th floor window.
Also heres a picture, because I like drawing pictures.
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| 09:33pm 17/07/2005 |
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I dont normally moan about my own life. But im fed up.
a month ago, I got mumps. Was a mild case, only lasted a month. Fair enough not too bad. Had a week off work, got over it
Day due to go back to work, I contract orchitis (after effect of mumps in %10 of guys) my nuts swelled up, was bed ridden for a week. Had to have 2 more weeks off work. Gutted.
Now im back at work finally, and ive got some stomache thing thats killing me, im in agony and shitting constantly, like 20 times a day. It fucking kills. But im refusing to have days off at work becuase ive had so many, so im running to the bog all the time.
And on top of that im been tested for a very serious disease because my doc found something when checking me after the orchitis.
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| 09:15pm 12/07/2005 |
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Go out to blackout tomorrow you load of gays. |
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| 02:27pm 07/07/2005 |
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Few points for you all.....
-- Moving away from teesside WIL NOT magically fix all your problems. This isnt aimed at anyone, but the amount of people lately telling me there moving away because there fed up of how shit there lives are here is stupid. YOUR PROBLEMS WILL FOLLOW YOU, STOP BEEN PUSSIES AND FUCKING DEAL WITH THEM INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY
-- "but gimpy, teesside is ful of crime and smackheads, leeds/sheffield/london/Newcastle/whereever is much better" FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING MORONS! These places have just as much, if not more shit than teesside. Yet again stop been stupid and thinking running away will fix everything.
-- DO NOT moan to me about how tired you are after your days work. I swear to god do you people know what its fucking like to work? The next person that moans to me about how tired they are because they "had" to work 2 or 3 days ina row gets a fucking slap. You have no clue what its going to be like when you leave college/uni do you. If you cant handle a couple days light work,what are you going to be like when you work full time. Heres a hint, DO NOT moan about this to somebody who works full time, you jsut sound like a wimp.
-- Last of all, politics. People need to stop and think before they open there mouths about it. Live8 was nothing more than a nice free concert, it will change fuck all. G8 happens every single year, yet for some reason all you idiots are going mad that this year hasent turned out different. What the fuck did you expect? You cant jsut wipe out world debt without completely messing up the entire worlds economy. yeah I agree it needs sorting, but get a fucking grip and realise there is no easy fix, and get off all of this moral high ground and stip fucking moaning. When you personally get off your arse and go to africa to help, then you have a right tosay something needs to be done. While your sat are your pc`s simply bitching about helping those in need etc wearing your stupid little wrist bands, you can go to hell. |
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| 11:36am 20/06/2005 |
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Right, ive took the piss about it with my mates before, but yesterday at music live it was just crazy.
Why is the latest fashion with girls, dressing like you had no lights on and bought all your clothes from a charity shop. And not even a godo charity shop like oxfam, one of them shite ones with the yellow windows that stinks of mothballs and granny piss.
Basically all i want is someone to explain why dressing with ZERO color cordination, and in clothes that either dont even come close to fitting, matching or arent falling apart, apparently looks good? Im completely confused. Yesterday I saw someone wearing green pointy shoes, blue leggins under some weird yellow skirt thing, and then some old woman style short. She looked like a fucking retard who was the vitim of some 8 year olds dress up game, and she will have paid a lot of cash for the priviladge (yeah I know I cant spell, get aids) She also had hair that looked like she`d been dragged through a bush.
The thing is, she wasent the only one, at least half the girls I saw looked like utter fucking bellends. Its like they all want to be back in the 80`s to be cool, which makes no sense because THE EIGHTIES WAS NEVER COOL. This is what the average MML girl looked like yesterday....
And the thing I find the most funny about it all. Most of these girls dressing like morons to follow this latest trend, are the same people taking the piss out of "fashion mullets" and "silly fads" a year ago.
To conclude, guys, if your woman tries to dress like this, simply make her look in the mirror. If she can say she genuinly looks good without laughing, erm, well I would say good for her, but chances are she has glucoma or something else thats made her blind, so get her to the doctors asap! |
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| Because I havent taken the piss out of anyone in a while....and because I see 10 of these a week!!! |
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| 07:04pm 29/05/2005 |
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These posts, eyes followed by emotional lyrics are all over peoples journals. I can do it too look!!!!
Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing
I don't see you eat a talking bird
Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them
No chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it, they don't have a face
They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes, to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery
I don't beleive it's selfish
To eat defenceless shellfish
No chowder for you, clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too
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| Wow aint posted here in ages.... |
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| 01:24pm 08/05/2005 |
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Aint updated this in ages. Nowts pissed me off so theres been no rants (except girls dressing like 1950`s throwbacks, whast the fucking deal with that, but anywasy thats getting saved for later) and my lifes been boring.
Ive basically been spending my weeks at work and weekends drunk or with my wench. Thats all my life seems to be lately, when I start my shifts in a week that should stop the monotonous cycle ive got stuck in
On a good note, i got the 2nd session of my tattoo done yesterday. I think tis got a good 10 - 15 hours to go like.
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| 07:51pm 27/04/2005 |
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Im after a cheapish gamecube.
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| 07:08pm 07/04/2005 |
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Tomorow - Party in boro at robbys house. If you read this your invited. It shall be good. |
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| 06:06pm 01/04/2005 |
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ARGGHH. Im so bored. I have cash, its friday night, but nothing to do. My friends are skint. My wench is at work. Im god damn bored. ARGGHHHH |
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